so you go to your prom, and know it will suck and the music will suck because you live in suburbia and 98% of the people at your high school are tards. so you get there a bit late, and the BEST SONG OF THE NIGHT (i kid you not) is 'groove is in the heart' by deee-lite, so you decide this may be your only chance to dance. so you're cuttin a rug with your boyfriend in his HOT new boots and vintage suit of which the pants are a bit tight and he bends down too far during a crazy dance move and the ass of his pants goes RIIIIP!

which is fortunate, because you find some back room with him so he can inspect them and start heavily making out with the shitty muffled music in the background.

mondae says that it should be a scene in a high school movie. i have to say i am inclined to agree.